Obamacare Packets Are In!


I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my  "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
 
· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody'  poster
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
 
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
 
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.