Tax Returns

Yesterday I got my Tax Return "Returned"

I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my Tax Return back!!

I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"

So, I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants

3 million crack heads

42 million unemployable people on food stamps

2 million people in over 243 prisons


535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT acceptable..

So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"