This was sent to me:
A lot is being said in
the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't
"relate" well to people. So, after much thought I came up with with a Top
Ten list to explain this unlikablility.
Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney
1. Successful, self-made businessman. (Dad didn't give him a hand-out; he and
his wife had to make it on their own)
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been FAITHFUL to her. (It would be more fun to watch another John Edwards trial)
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake southern black preacher voice when necessary
5. Puts his dog on the car as opposed to eating dogs. (As Obama did in
Indonesia)
6. Has pots of money (made it all himself) and since nobody else in this
country has any desire to have pots of money....we don't like him!!!
7. Has a family of great
boys....none of them are in drug rehab. (And none have sex tapes with Kim Kardashion)
8. Doesn't smoke (even in secret), drink alcohol, or do drugs (not even in
college, where other people were NOT inhaling)
9. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God,
went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS! (We
can't relate to such an anachronism)
10. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. That horrible religion that teaches it's members
to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant,
honest, upright and MORAL!
And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to
ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money ALL BY
HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it (as in John Kerry) or inheriting it from
Dad (as in Jack, Robert & Ted Kennedy.) We didn't understand that actually
working at a job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.
Strange.